TheMagicalTimonini

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

Typisch. Den Bürgergeldempfängern werden Reichtümer zugeworden, sodass die sich sogar Luxusgüter wie Miete und Essen leisten können, aber der armer Millionär, der sich sein Geld regelrecht erkämpft, hat durch das Blut und den Schweiß seiner Arbeiter, darf sich nicht mal mehr jede Woche einen neuen Sportwagen zulegen ohne dass sein Kontostand stagniert.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

As an enthusiast for both leaf soup and bean juice, it seems like most coffee drinkers think of cheap, old, dusty teabag tea, overboiled to taste like bitter vegetables in sewage water, while most tea drinkers think of pure dark overroasted burnt coffee, preground too finely (or as the worst kind of instant coffee), tasting like acid in an ash tray, like those are your only two options.

Both coffee and tea can be so terrible and also so wonderful. I guess my favorite coffee takes quite some preparation and my favorite tea cost me about as much as a junkie's crack addiction. But both can be really nice if you spend a little more money on a quality product and take the bit of effort to prepare it properly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Dann, they can have so many avocado toasts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Erinnert mich daran als auf die Frage hin, ob ein Produkt aus natürlichen Rohstoffen gemacht sei, die Antwort kam, es bestünde aus natürlichen Stoffen, welche jedoch synthetisch und chemisch verarbeitet wurden...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn't stop to think if they should chicken.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Na den, der ihn am Auge verletzt hat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Wenn einem gleich hundert Namen eingefallen sind und man alle so schnell wie möglich vergeben will.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Apparently there are cougars in my area. I am scared now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

This has "this is the future that liberals want" kind of vibes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stiere legen ja auch nicht mal Eier.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

"Liberals scare the living shit out of me."

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