Toribor

I don't really engage with the online mechanics in Elden Ring... Maybe I should? I've put hundreds of hours into the game otherwise. I rate and leave messages but I've never summoned help for co-op or invaded people except for Varre's quest where I always just get obliterated by people who are way better prepared than me.

Home on the loam.

I'm from the Midwest US and I know there are words and sounds I pronounce with a Midwestern accent but I can still type and spell them correctly.

If'n I typ lik dis den o'course people gonna think I hev the big dumb or that I'm a mole from a Redwall book.

Froggy what that tongue do?

Your bloodline must be ended.

Oh I'm sooooo sorrry if my abject cruelty offended your sensibilities and desire to be treated as a human being.

Gotta brag about how shriveled up my wang is from all the action. It's like a Slim Jim, positively haunted.

Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.

If Republicans hadn't spent the last 30 years trying to make everyone numb to gun culture maybe people would actually give a shit.

"Nothing we can do, let's move on!" is their whole strategy, they should be happy that it fucking worked!

War is manly and good! Except also bad which is why men and soldiers must be revered and maintain a hold on all positions of power.