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I always think I'm going to make banana bread with my old bananas... but then I don't. (lemmy.ml)
 

It's way easier to blend the bananas and put them in pancake/waffle mix.

What are your go to uses for your old bananas? My naners are getting there...

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Life is like a choose your own adventure book... except you don't get to make the choices. (lemmy.ml)
 
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Happy hump day (lemmy.ml)
 

Happy for someone.

I'm tired of getting humped at my 3 part time jobs.

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Me too, thanks. (lemmy.ml)
 

In 20 days, your monthly tribute to your landed lord is demanded.

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Fun dinosaur fact: dinosaurs did not have to pay rent (lemmy.ml)
 

I guess the ones in that 90's TV show "Dinosaurs" had to now that I think about it.

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Fortunately no one lives in the basement with me. (lemmy.ml)
 

No one around means no witnesses to the 24/7 cringe I generate.

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I care now! (lemmy.ml)
 
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I should have a 1-900 number and charge people $420 an hour to call me (lemmy.ml)
 
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Is it Spoopy Doots season yet? (lemmy.ml)
 
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This basement I live in costs 69% of my income (lemmy.ml)
 
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Thanks for the $2500 a month living expenses mom and dad. (lemmy.ml)
 

Hope the dopamine hit was worth lifetime of my suffering. Not that they care. Me being born had nothing to do with me or what I wanted. It was 100,000% all about them and what they wanted.

I guess they wanted someone to be exploited by employers and to pay monthly tribute to a landed lord. Mission fucking accomplished.

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Fuck the chicken tax (lemmy.ml)
 

Capitalists hate competition.

Does Wikipedia really need my donations? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I’m not well off

Do NOT donate. Believe in yourself. Believe you will one day be well off. At that point in time feel free to pay your "backlog" of payments. Write down todays date somewhere and "start a tab".

Wikipedia will not help you when you need it most. Take care of yourself first... then donate.

Ford Patents A Way To Bring Ads Inside Your Car in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine trying to use your finger to click the tiny x of the ad that covered your windshield while you're on the highway

China is beating the world at science, says think tank • The Register in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If scientists are so smart, why aren't they in charge? Checkmate nerds.

What would you do? in c/[email protected]
What would you do? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What would you do? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What would you do? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What would you do? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Every time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

We can't afford to stay neutral on a moving train.

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