Wage_Slave

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I for one can't wait for him to break it.

because he's gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it's gonna be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Does he look like a bitch?

Well, yeah. This ain't Marcellus Wallace. Tump's a bitch.