WanakaTree

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The best Git Commit message I've ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said "Please work"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Women are so we are going back home now to see what happens in a little while but we are you and I are on our side and the other one of us will have a great day and I am not a good one of those 7.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if he attacks with a pointed stick??

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My brother in law has ADHD. He lives next door to me.

He has a car he parks on the street. In my city you're required to get a registration sticker for your car, it's like $100 or something, good for a year. Every day you don't have a valid sticker you can get a new ticket on your car. It takes two minutes to go online and order a new one.

For the last three years, hes been racking up tickets on his car for an expired sticker. One a week roughly, $60 per ticket I think. He usually lets them pile up until he gets final notices then pays them all online at double the cost.

Twice now he's has his car booted, then impounded, due to unpaid tickets. He even includes tickets on his car as part of budgeting. I've offered a couple times if he'd hand me his license to go online and order the sticker for him. I've stopped offering since that offer is met with intense anger.

It takes TWO MINUTES to go online and order a new one. Poor guy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I prefer "Rapist Who Wanted Vice President Dead Stumbles and Gets Confused in Speech Again" personally

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Welp that's enough Internet for me today

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