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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How's that for dead internet theory?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

Acetyl-CoA + 3H~2~O + 3NAD^+^ + FAD + ADP + Pi → 2CO~2~ + 3NADH + 3H^+^ + FADH~2~ + CoA-SH + ATP + H~2~O + AI

This combines the Krebs Cycle which relates to glucose metabolism with the addition of artificial intelligence (AI). By including AI in the equation, it symbolises my ability to wank myself to completion without touching my cock, simply by massaging my engorged ego.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

IDK, there's a long history of homoeroticism in islamic art (largely poetry, here's a write-up about that), it doesn't seem entirely implausible that this could be some of that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you'll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn't just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you'll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

And getting offended by it really isn’t helping your case here.

Yes, rush to the defence of misgendering, that'll show us uppity transgenders. /s

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (6 children)

"Poor economic choices" is building functioning railways that people use.

As opposed to the good economic choice of HS2 where you plan to build a London to Manchester rail in 12 years, and then proceed to spend 6 years building nothing before announcing your rail-line that doesn't exist is actually only going to go to Birmingham now.

No, I'm not envious of china being able to actually build railways while TERF island just plans to spend ~a decade imagining how cool it'd be if they hypothetically had a railway. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

big emojijagoff

Was added (yesterday I think), so now you can!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

probably huge if not viewed on Hexbearsmuglord

Might suffice.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There's not enough alcohol production on Earth for a whole world of Karl Marx.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Allegedly, when William the Conqueror first landed in England he tripped in the sand.

I'd've left a land mine where he was going to fall, turning the future king of England into a fine mist and a scattering of viscera.

Probably Sound of Thunder meself out of existence, but it'd be worth for the immediate chaos it would cause.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

19/24, mostly by luck than knowledge of LOTR.

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