Zwiebel

joined 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're starting with the speed of the earth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Gave nose boop. Am dinner.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The US has their own version of all the imperial units. Also who uses pints except the Brits?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nice pestle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your doctor sends your blood sample to a lab and ticks the 'B12' box on the printout form

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Try "settlement"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it did ominous cracking noises during those 45 minutes

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (21 children)

Calling a made up construct "the absolute truth" is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

If that was the case you wouldn't earn money from the real estate since it isn't yours

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