activ8r

Yes

"Oh no, I'm pausing it. If I have to watch it, so do you."

incapable of change

person she became

Hmmm...

So they really are just chicken nuggets for adults then...
Seriously, what the fuck are you guys doing over there if "boneless wings" are neither boneless nor wings?!

Since it would drastically affect our ability to survive!

Wait...

Nevermind.

Yeah, people paying more money to their mates is exactly the outcome they wanted. This is good news for them.

That seems to be true on many subjects these days...

Why not? If you needed to pass the bar (or similar exam) and you had to complete police training we'd have to pay police a pretty good salary. They would be comparable with doctors in terms of qualifications and career investment.

The sun is basically impervious

Getting some real "it's unsinkable" vibes here, buddy. Don't go selling tickets to an iceberg you can't something something.

The last one knows it's not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

The sad thing is there is a very real chance this is true and he won't ever get the help he needs.

It's a word used by children who are worried their mum will yell at them for saying bitch.