benderbeerman

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue

Eta: for extra entertainment, don't forget to hide the Taskbar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Perhaps that anyone of any religion is not also atheist.

Anyone in any theology believes in only their deity, but doesn't believe in the hundreds of other recorded, historical deities.

Even the theists are atheists.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

This is so not untrue that it is almost not funny enough to be a joke. I still have back problems from those days

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I think that's more of an archipelago

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

"Now, sir. We're looking at now, now. What's happening now is happening... now."

"What happened to then?"

"We missed it."

"When?!"

"Just now."

"When will then... be now?"

"Soon."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I don't think it's fair to say 40% of Americans.

He only had ~74M votes in the last election, and he still lost. That equates generously to around 1/4 of all Americans (329M), back then. If the support numbers haven't shifted, that's still significantly under 25% of Americans that are too stupid to be left alone with a box of crayons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The humpdy dance... is your chance... to do the hump

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Are you taking volunteers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hey guys, let's give the man some credit. He's the one we have to thank (blame?) for creating the internet... which, as i have since come to understand, is akin to a series of very long and narrow tubes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

No i... ain't no crook and I ain't no vandal just pouring one out from a can of Campbell's™

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