betterdeadthanreddit

I'm just surprised they didn't set it at 6 based on the whole Aisha thing. Guess they're going by the age when their book says Muhammed started having sex with her.

Don't feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.

Title is how I used to remember port/starboard: I left port. My method for the lights is a little odd but since red goes on port side, I use "red right wrong".

Ramparts are the parts that you ram, airports are the holes that let air in. Makes perfect sense if you're only vaguely aware of what words mean.

What's the news here? I have yet to see him make any statements of worth.

No.

They don't install it while you're alive, what does it matter? Just a chunk of decomposing meat at that point.

Gosh, I wonder why the CCP would want that leading up to an election to determine who will be in the White House through the end of the Davidson window.

Tuna, the chicken of the sea, had been the preferred host but this whole dolphin thing is an unfortunate bycatch incident.

Dance-fighting the Sharks in the streets of New York City?

Even if the thing doesn't get airborne anymore, it'd be one hell of a way to build up a flight simulator for gaming. Probably not what's going on here but it's what I'd do.