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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the middle there?

They all look pretty great!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Try this simple cookie recipe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Here are the top 15 items when you visit their homepage, click “Men”, and scroll their default sorting.

Ew! Killing the planet for that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Kids after three minutes on TikTok

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I doubt this data is actually available, right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Freaks & Geeks is worth the watch btw y'all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Two can play that game

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Seems like it wasn’t actually mold, but JK still sucks although that was great:

Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves zooming through the corridors singing a victory song of his own composition: 

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One,

And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let's have fun!

'Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it?' said Ron, pushing open a door to let Harry and Hermione through.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now with 15% fewer tracking IDs

https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w

Oh yeah this is a classic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tell me more about primordial hydrogen?!

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Cow Trules (sh.itjust.works)
 

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Four-panel comic featuring characters from the popular comic "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Watterson, and a cow from “The Far Side” by Gary Larson.

Panel 1: "WHAT JOKE WOULD YOU LIKE TONIGHT? WE CAN READ ANYTHING EXCEPT..." "COW TOOLS?"

Panel 2: "NO! NO COW TOOLS TONIGHT! WE'VE READ THAT JOKE A MILLION TIMES!" "I WANT COW TOOLS!"

Panel 3: "LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW THE JOKE GOES! YOU'VE MEMORIZED THE WHOLE THING! IT'S THE SAME JOKE EVERY DAY!" "I WANT COW TOOLS!"

Panel 4: (No text, just an image showing the characters and a cow)


Reference

 

alt-textSocial media post above an image of a t-shirt:

“Guess you could call this shirt...

...a crop top”

“T-shirt that reads "I [heart] local corn" with the heart shape printed with yellow corn kernels”

 

alt-text“traditional full english breakfast comprising beans, beans, more beans, massive bowl of beans, beans in a mug, beans in a glass”

 

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A social post and a follow up. The post shows a screengrab from the show, and the follow up shows the happy couple featured in it taking a selfie.

Tom Zohar @TomZohar • 2h
I love watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep because these two just said they're "business partners" who "design sets for plays" and I'm like oh I'm sure

Tim Leach
Here we are! Just celebrated our 41st anniversary. Married in 2008 on our 25th anniversary as soon as it was legal in California. We ran a business together designing and painting backdrops and sets for 27 years.

 

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Screenshot of YouTube video (paused at 1:28) showing a young woman in pigtails, dressed in a yellow top with a wide neckline and blue jeans, sits cross-legged atop a cooler on a rooftop, with other rooftops visible in the distance. She wears a red pendant with a glowing white light at its center and is smiling at a young man opposite her. The man is wearing an open blue button-down shirt and green pants, gazing downwards with a slight smile.

A compilation of selected comments trashing the microphone-enabled pendant follows, reading:

amazing. at 1:28 you can see the guy decide there won't be any further dates

The creepy music is doing the exact opposite of what you want this ad to do. You want this to be a normal thing that isn't weird at all and your music says "black mirror".

The day you call a listening device "Friend" is the day you lose your humanity

Here comes the next MKBHD worst reviewed product 😂

so basically a bluetooth microphone that listens everything that you say, and that sends it to a chatGPT wrapper.

Don't need this if you're schizo already 🥰

To be fair, lots of us have wanted to wear a microphone that sends us lowercase text messages pretending to be our very human friend.

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Rulecestershire (sh.itjust.works)
 

alt-textA post from @paminski “It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.”

 

The discovery of the stolen identity came after new investigative technology employed by the US State Department’s Diplomatic Security Service developed new leads in the case this year, the Marshals Service said without elaborating about the technology.

Facial recognition?

 
 

alt-textA three-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man in a suit (Alex Jones) is sitting at a desk with a banner behind him that says "Info Wars". Offscreen, someone says "Cut!! That's a wrap for today!"

In the second panel, “later”, Jones asks a green frog washing dishes "Everything ok, babe?"

In the third panel, the frog cries and demands "How long do we have to hide who we are??"

Frog truth via UC Berkeleyhttps://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs

Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females

Atrazine, one of the world’s most widely used pesticides, wreaks havoc with the sex lives of adult male frogs, emasculating three-quarters of them and turning one in 10 into females, according to a new study by University of California, Berkeley, biologists.

The 75 percent that are chemically castrated are essentially “dead” because of their inability to reproduce in the wild, reports UC Berkeley’s Tyrone B. Hayes, professor of integrative biology.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

alt-textPost: My attention has been drawn to this packaging design from HP, which presumably someone approved.
Image: In a brown cardboard box sits a shipment inside a protecting wrapper. The wrapper is illustrated with two hands with index fingers extended, indicating that you should put your fingers in the hole in the middle of the wrapper and tear it apart.

Source

Edit: if you’re too young (or innocent?) to immediately understand the reference, DO NOT web search

goatse

It’s graphic and you will never be able to unsee it

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