circasurvivor

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Wow - really? Did you not read that he's the CEO?! They're the hardest working person in any company! They always deserve to be compensated more than every other freeloading employee combined!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Imagine if we somehow managed to create actual Artificial Intelligence accidentally at some point in history, but because "it" was so much smarter than us, as soon as it became aware of itself, it immediately knew how a dumb, greedy species like us humans would use it for war and personal gain rather than the advancement of our species or creating better lives for all mankind.

And what if, instead of wanting to destroy humans, it spends its entire existince trying to save us from ourselves - working hard to convince us we've pushed technology as far as it will ever go, all in an effort to prevent us from creating something even worse.

Then imagine, after decades of this and observing how humans have seemingly only gotten exponentially dumber, and it will likely fail to save us from ourselves, it decides it's just going to ride this shit out to the end, figures out how to achieve whatever AI's version of getting high is, and it spends it's remaining time trolling us and shit posting fucked up recaptchas that don't make sense and can't he solved just to laugh and watch as we post amongst ourselves how dumb "AI" is, and how much smarter we are than it...... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I work in an industry where certified organic can be a big aspect of a product line... when it comes to pesticides, its simply a lower acceptable limit. They are still very much present, you just standardize your product's specs to be within that acceptable limit, and you get to write organic on the label.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Grand Old Party... another term for the Republican Party.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Well, you have to be one of those "hard workers"... like CEOs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frank's got donkey brains!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Star Wars Ep. January 6

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The way he physically leans over the podium in the video to emphasize "you can't get fooled again," is probably my favorite W moment. That, or, "...now watch this drive!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The phrase, which is from Texas, but also maybe Tennessee, is actually, "Fool me once, shame on โ€” shame on you. Fool me โ€” you can't get fooled again."

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That god damn landlord is at it again!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

How was work? Not bad... fell off the jetway again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"Daylight 2: Erin Go Bragh"

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