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joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The best I’ve ever received! 🥰

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was dancing at a club a couple years ago and someone came up to me and yelled without pause “Are you a boy or a girl you’re gorgeous”

 

What are your unconventional kitchen tools/utensils you were skeptical of at first but feel you can’t live without?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It almost sounds like you’ve been fantasizing about this happening to you

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (3 children)

“‘The data is clear. And that data is telling us the heaviest animal to ever walk this earth still remains yo momma.”

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago

Ryan Walters, noted despicable fuck

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bought myself flowers and beignets, supported a friend who was feeling mopey. I’m depressed but it helps to do things for myself and others

 
[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago

If this were a plot point in a novel I would think it too on the nose and unrealistic. This is the fucking world we live in

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I’ll take No-brainers for $100, Alex

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Superflight is 59¢, I cannot stop playing this shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

And the oil companies are wholly dependent on you continuing to think that way. That is why you are a shill

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