dumbass

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pecker Productions or PP for short.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

With permission this time tho, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man that's like 2 minutes of gameplay I'd get.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
 

One man must fight his way through a hord of Genetically enhanced Murderous Zombie Produce to save the world from total destruction.

Watch as our hero Fights with lecherous leering lettuce, Punches a parasitic pumpkin pie punting parsnip and stomps a sanctimonious satanic subservient squash in ULTRAMAX 3D!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stfu! Don't give them ideas!

 
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am one of the we.

Because the new food is bland, the leftovers still taste good to my tastebuds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I thought Lemmy didn't have targeted advertising!