eighthourlunch

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Costello's sheepishness after the judge cleared the room and took him down a couple notches was epic.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Saying that costs nothing. It would have been a hell of a lot more impressive if he hadn't worked so hard to stack the court and put us in this situation to begin with. Fuck you, Mitch.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How about a nice cup of shut the Trump up?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Silly rabbit! The Mormon theocracy has no constitutional concerns. The only representation they care about in government is their own.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

"I should know. I've been embarrassing my state since I was born."

Gov. Cox, probably.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (5 children)

The only way I'd watch Tucker Carlson on purpose is in a cage fight with Mike Tyson. Pay-per-view is fine, but I'll travel if I have to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Winter, you say. It felt like spring yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Given trade, it doesn't seem to be in their best interest to cripple the US.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Nope. Not even once, and that's just fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Loser!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They meant to say fecal recognition. They're struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

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