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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a cancer removed from my ear and they bandaged it a lot like this? There are two primary means if bandaging an ear and they both look ridiculous. I have no doubt he got them to "make it look like a big deal" but you are not slapping a bandaid on that and calling it a day, right?

Edit - Moh's surgery dressing is what I'm talking about.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look, I hate the guy, but that is how you bandage an ear.

People got shot so that parts real.

He could have been nicked or he could have caught it on a sharp point bending down or he could have cut it with a fingernail.

My money is on the fingernail. He's probably on blood thinners. He's probably got thin, brittle skin. He probably clawed at his ear when the bullet whizzed by.

He could easily have nicked it. A nick can bleed like crazy and also heal very fast.

From there it's all spin...

The simplest explanation is probably this given how fast it healed, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Many people are saying he was strong on revenge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm pretty sure I learned more about the US government growing up in Canada than a lot of US citizens. We had Schoolhouse Rock on tv with our Saturday morning cartoons (I'm old) and studied the US federal government structure for a few weeks in middle school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's crazy.

"Oh, your drunk uncle Mike who has three arson convictions, thinks you turned the family against him, and is in your attached garage with gas and a lighter threatening to burn it down? Don't worry about him, he's harmless!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Celebrity gossip headlines and weather for a place you went on a business trip last year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

When I hear "I got fired for my political beliefs", I think "they got fired for being a contrarian blowhard with no impulse control".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He's a humorist. It's not supposed to be that funny. Just humourous.

Edit - was thinking of Steve Allen. Time to see the neurologist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Leg warmers are back.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking that. The first time I saw this I didn't look closely and thought "yes, this is pretty much how I remember it, except I'd be scared that guy was going to ash out his cigarette in my burger and slap me on the back of the head as he leaves because he's probably one of my cousins".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Do... do people really buy add-ons for pp to enhance their slide decks?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Stock split to make him feel important. I'm guessing, of course. Plus he probably thought this make the company more valuable.

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