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I totally would but he'd throw a whole fit lol. Maybe for his birthday in a few months...

Yeah my wife loved the smell in the aisle, but it got old really fast at home lol

Yeah I've thought about just doing a few candy bars or something. I think the sunk cost fallacy has kicked in, so I almost want to go higher effort but bad lol

Hm... I wonder if Walmart still has watermelon scented candles. "But dad, it smells just like summer!"

My wife suggested "number one sad" with a card explaining that he was, in fact, my first dad lol

Ooh I like this. Especially since he hates strong smells.

That would be especially funny because he's Mormon, and he's very upset I'm not.

Honestly that's kind of what I'm thinking. Then he has to store them, and he'd feel like he had to wear them at least once. Just a little upsetting for him.

Corporate America and its constant need for fucking validation