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In my faux column
“At least I’m not one of those filthy Klingons!”
Most people hold the Netherlands to a higher standard. It’s like the “at least we’re not Alabama” of international politics.
The voice in my head requires complex language and symbolism. I don’t doubt that they’re capable of thought, just like Helen Keller was capable of thought before having language, but I doubt that it’s like the “little voice” in my head.
If he called her madame, he’d instinctually open his mouth waiting for the stream.
I enjoy the joke, but it’ll probably be more like “supposed president kalamata” or just “the usurper”. Did you know he invented that word, usurper? Etc.
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Daddy, awakened.