That’s why my list includes bread
intensely_human
joined 1 year ago
There’s always milk
Turns out the color of everything has to do with different angles at which light travels through it.
Apples are red because the other wavelengths get bent into the 6th dimension and become electronic energy.
Turns it into white water
Somebody get me some intel
I churn the water before I drink it
I don’t want to inappropriately appropriate so I only eat white food:
- rice
- italian bread
- french bread
- naan
- mashed potatoes
- french fries with albino ketchup
- sugar
- splenda (no packet)
- cocaine
- egg whites
- peeled radishes
- mozzarella cheese
- feta cheese
- cheese sticks
- string cheese
- cheese powder
- cheese product
- popcorn
- etc
“Oh yes, I’m so glad you called me. I’ll just take this down to the evidence locker”
We’ve got our motive, boys
“Hey buddy you need a ride?”
“Yes”
“Well I’ll pray you get one”
::: Peels out as he leaves :::
I try to only drink it from white boobs, so it’s got balanced nutrition. It’s my substitute since I cant have chocolate or banana soylent.