ivanafterall

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

We let them vote and look at where we are.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What if the man with insensitive nipples still gets off on showing others his nipples? We need insensitive male nipples from an asexual virgin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Women are you still there to go with the money to be a little bit more of a relationship and you don't have you to be really mad about me being nicer and more of a person I can see if you can get me a little more then you will get it in my day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nobody on the road

Nobody on the beach

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

shh they're sleeping

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Now you can't use any of your devices or you'll mess it up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

NICE, which Windows are you using bro? I'm running 10 with a stock kernel and GUI, as well as a bunch of custom modifications, including a custom desktop*.

*ʷᵃˡˡᵖᵃᵖᵉʳ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"You were scared like a little bitch. I can't even look at you anymore."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I only date people with Deadlock invitations to share.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The secret to my immense wealth was simply forwarding an e-mail from Bill Gates to 10 of my friends, quite a few years ago now. I guess most people didn't think it was real, but as soon as I sent the 10th, Bill got in touch, and the rest is history.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there's something wrong with the tit

 

Inspired by this video, which someone posted recently.

And, yes, this is a legit showerthought!

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