I don't think I've seen this meme template before. I like it
jubilationtcornpone
Also trickiest step to liberating Kuwait.
A repressive regime that becomes less repressive during a global pandemic is highly suspicious. Gotta keep up appearances.
"Let's see what happens when we give these mice food coloring."
Twenty minutes later...
"Mother of God..."
Bringing back Gnutella.
The best thing about MongoDB is that you can stop using it completely and switch to PostgreSQL, which will happily accept all the horrible JSON data you can cram into it.
"...If there's a problem writing your data, you're fucked. Does that sound like a good design to you?"
"If that's what they need to do to get those kick-ass benchmarks, then it's a great design."
Oh God. I am laughing so hard watching this.
Wait... So LOTR is just a long winded remake of Smokey and the Bandit and Pippin is the Bandit.
Edit: "I'm gonna get you, you summbitch." --Sauron (Probably)
Approximately 18 Months Later...
MORDOR BANKRUPT!
Sauron and Saruman indicted for mass accounting fraud. Auditor, ORC CPA, PLLC named as accomplice.
We got our oldest a smart phone a few years ago. Based on that experience, our younger two can buy their own smartphones when they're adults because we've decided we're not going to repeat that mistake.
A lot of the GOP leadership is not stupid. Some of them are very intelligent.They're just self-serving and morally bankrupt.
Tarantula Hawk
Wasp equivalent of an A-10 Warthog
Captures tarantulas in a way that resembles Tony Soprano disposing of a body
Doesn't know what the fuck you're staring at and doesn't really care enough to stop what it's doing