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Can you expand the acronyms?

I'd try to avoid the Putin/Medvedev president -vice switch vibes...

What the hell do dolphins have to do with it?

Blank does not mean empty.

Do you know how many times I've tested the cattle electrified fence just to see what would happen?

How the fuck is this not an onion article?!?

Capitalism is the only system that lets you chase your dreams as long as you can sell them

The cover should read "theoretical physics"

Ahahahah, it's a trick question!

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Actually, it's a lot better to dig, free radiation shield!

Of course he's still hungry, he hasn't finished eating any of the people he bit!

Bad caterpillar! You are not allowed to bite another human until you finish the one you've started!