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The dog's name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.

It was always going to come to this. Donald Trump is all my dad's shitty email forwards come to life.

As this picture scrolled into view I thought This will be the worst kidney stone I've ever seen.

It's so illegal that it's legal. Many people are saying!

"My kid got measles and it's my fault, can I get a WHOOP WHOOP"

I'm sure they'll come around.

Unhinged is such a meaningless word. It's as bad as "slammed"

"It's not what he meant in his heart"

Even a remake of Okami would be great. Skip the weird simulated voices and let me mash buttons through all dialog, not just some of them. And skip the stone wall guardian guys. That should do it.

If you connect the dots you're more likely to see the shape, and they don't want to see it (or admit out loud yet that they see it)

This is the kind of thing Bob Page would do.

Everything that seems stupid or outrageous about Trump just clicks into place one you've accepted the mandatory foundational bullshit. These people didn't reason themselves into their position, they were looking for something to believe together. It's just too bad all that faith is wasted on this asshole.