propter_hog

Because we evolved on the Death Planet, and life, uh, finds a way

"heats up lunch with a Bunsen burner"

Based

This one hurts

Does it bother anybody else that the snail's label is backwards? It should be no legs, house.

Wait where's Saddam

Oh goddamnit

Oh woops who put that there

Saddam Houssein makes an excellent fissil energy source

That's not a brown recluse, though, is it? Looks like a jumping spider.

JFC

Really not that much different, to be honest