pyre

that still goes against the image...

no one is. this is the most ridiculous caricature I've ever seen and the immense snobbery of the so-called musician is unbearable. no one calls cellos violins. no one says Squidward flute or plinky plonk. literally everyone knows what a saxophone is, no one says careless whisper, which hasn't been nearly as popular and ubiquitous as it was decades ago. i wouldn't be surprised if fewer people know about careless whisper than they do about epic sax guy from Eurovision.

the new coke v pepsi

have you seen him, who would even fuck that. with how weird and disfigured he looks it could even be physically impossible. constant sexual assault and harassment isn't really for people who regularly have sex.

you can only be living in a dry as fuck area if your fuckin hot threshold is at 40

my kid has been teaching me shit constantly. either by having facts about animals i didn't know before (which i have checked and verified) or asking me questions where my answer was "i don't know, let's look it up".

i was always a curious person myself and constantly asked questions as a kid as well, but as you grow up you sometimes take things for granted and forget to ask why something is the way it is or how it came to be so. now my kid looks at the world with fresh eyes and asks questions i haven't asked, so we can both learn. it's awesome.

reminds me of the monologue that woman delivers in Love Death and Robots episode Pop Squad.

well at least you can hear it. what the plants have is some I have no mouth but I must scream type shit. also they can't even run away. eating vegetables is absolutely inhumane.

meat, exclusively

there's nothing better than exposure to right wing ideas to push someone with even an inkling of sense to the left.

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alright that's it, I'm never eating plant based food again.

I'm sorry what the fuck now