son_named_bort

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Why does it seem the world is all of a sudden concerned about sexual orientation? Especially America. Did I miss how far we came as a society to see it take a 40 year step backwards? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn't be treating his trans child so horribly.

The opposite of shopaholic: shopcell in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (19 children)

Banks

Prank calls don't really exist anymore with caller ID and everyone sending unknown numbers to voicemail. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Moe from the Simpsons would be happy.

Do not drink the battery juice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

'Is Stephen Miller okay?': Dems gleeful as Trump adviser has 'meltdown' over Biden dropout in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No he is not

What opinions do you have that you consider (shallow && pedantic)? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My feelings about Lois Griffin's meatloaf.

thats crazy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.

They're all 128.0 now in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's like how Celsius and Fahrenheit agree at -40.

It's been so long in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Dear Mr. President:

There are too many Pokemon. Please eliminate 500. I am not a crackpot.

It's been so long in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always enjoyed how the one mole evolves into 3 moles.

We hardly knew ye. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

And after all the work I did for it, it's gone just like that.

Ahhhhh. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Let the sunshine in

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It's True, But She Shouldn't Say It (lemmy.world)
 
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Is it a Felony to Tease the Order Box? (lemmy.world)
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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