spongeborgcubepants

Replacing a value in a config file is still easier in vim due to e.g. ciw or ci" being a thing.

Dunno, "mein" albeit incorrect works better for comedic effect

No pressure

That's just called a mystery box

You can even drop the list-units and just use systemctl --failed

Is the title a Requiem for a Dream reference?

Just use jQuery

Code Artisan

Source Slapper

Nicht genug Delta v

I usually go for a play on words

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