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What song would cause you to do this to yourself ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Baby shark

There's no such thing as too much garlic in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

My sister in law read a salsa recipe wrong once and put 2 heads of garlic instead of the directed 2 cloves. Maybe some of you garlicky people would have liked it but I did not πŸ§›

You'll never get a promotion that way. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They would also blame it on millennials

Can I Put it in my Ass? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You're looking at a billion view tiktok idea here! Also, huge missed opportunity by the Jackass crew.

Guess Where Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Suddenly Gotten Popular? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I don't think anyone in the world would want her mouth bigger😁

Guess Where Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Suddenly Gotten Popular? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

a buddy told me that she has Ron Perlman face and now i think about it every time i see her.

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Tattletale Times - Your go-to source for hilarious satire news on the chaotic world of parenting and kids (lemmy.world)
 

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Tattletale Times is a satire news website focused the humorous side of parenting and children. Think of the Onion but for dreary eyed moms and dads.

Some sample headlines are: "Child Boldly Claims Broken Toy Coincidentally His Favorite One" "Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star" "Stop or I'll Say Stop Again! Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats"

Come check out the community where new articles are posted. Feedback is welcome!

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Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star [Satire] (www.tattletaletimes.com)
 

https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/09/01/jerry-manders-5-year-old-prodigy-liar-already-hailed-as-future-political-star/

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