throbbingpens

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Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

Watson: Sherlock, where do lemons come from? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Perfect dad joke. Made me groan-laugh. I’d make it more obvious by changing it to: “A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”