tox_solid

The dude in yellow needs to accept that he's just not cut out to grow a beard.

He's guilty of conspiracy.

Look at this guilty bastard.

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

I remember beating The Bouncer in about an hour and 10 minutes when I was a kid. Not much game to play but I had a lot of fun doing it.

MY NAME IS PHIL

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

Sure, it might have made an impact in other countries, but there are over 300 million guns in the US. That's almost 1 gun per living human in the country. In the event of a firearms ban those guns don't just go away, they go underground. The black market for firearms in an America where guns are outlawed would be massive and easily accessible, so I think the mass shooting angle of this argument is actually pretty irrelevant.

Good satire works on multiple levels.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

That's irrelevant. If firearms were outlawed tomorrow it wouldn't stop mass shootings.

I'm not opposed to guns, but the idea of a less educated population having more of them doesn't quite sit right with me.