unemployedclaquer

Fair enough

Is that expression literally in the article? I don't know because I hit a huge consent box when I clicked on it, and i just backed out.

i didn't mean to misrepresent myself. i speak german, but not natively. it is a fantastic language for terrifying phrases like "just chillin, how you?" or "weapons of mass destruction". not doing it now because fuck the gimmick.

can't disagree but it's literally a stone age problem. the same logic has led to nuclear proliferation and doctrines of mutual assured destruction. that sounds much more terrifying in german but I can't find the correct translation atm. not to mention capitalism and the proliferation of killing machines for profit.

in short, i think taking the bullets out of your stupid little gun is the right way to go. try it. you won't die.

and that's what your 2A right earns you. people with even less self-awareness or judgment than me are just walking around everywhere you go with guns in their pockets.

i'm a grownass middleaged dude who's never shot anyone, just been very cautious and seen a lot of weird shit while enduring some mental health shit throughout. and i have a lifelong exposure to guns. I think I've been quite safe. if you don't think i'm safe, then you absolutely should not be encouraging more firearm access.

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

i'm just not interested in killing anybody. i'm well-versed in crazy experiences, from inner city New Orleans to Sonora Desert meth heads or the average lunatic in Louisville. I am better off for not being prepared with a loaded gun many many times, because I definitely would have shot many different people.

yeah as a profligate alcoholic and terminally depressed person, i'm not hanging out with loaded guns. i've been trained to use them, been familiar with them for decades. also i'm just clumsy. i don't have a military background, I know i can hit a target at a couple hundred yards with an M4, but that ancient Old Reliable .38 with no safety scares me.

nope no bad experiences over here. i'm familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don't want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it's Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

kinda but no. where's the money?

it's water. what do you think is "using it well"? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.