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It's a shame we never invented a Space-Time machine

Click bait headlines should be banned unless they're spoofs.

Nintendo gets to do this (the Yuzu shit) because so many other developers have stopped making anything except slot machines.

Behold, the unlimited power of a fully nationalized war time economy.

No Poor Muslims Allowed

Me: "Mom, can we have New Star Trek?"

Dune Mom: "You have Old Star Trek at home"

Old Star Trek At Home

• Regular

• Deluxe

• Budget Brand

• Whole Foods Select

• Fiji Brand Chickpea (not from Fiji and technically not a chickpea but does somehow both ruthlessly exploit foreign laborers and generate ten times its weight in carbon emissions; promises to cure cancer)

• A single novelty supersized chickpea that sits in a display case and never actually gets sold but kids love to look at.

Everyone who wants to give your lives for a 3 year long mistake, please take a step forward.

Well, it looks like everyone took a step backwards but you, Private Luckless, so pick up your rifle and follow me into the meatgrinder room.

England posting their Ls

Its called a bumblebee because its got three left feet.

We would probably be excited about something like gas prices coming down but it ultimately didn't actually mean anything to us.

I definitely get that at some level, but the idea that you'd actively be celebrating a strong economy really implies that it does mean something to you.

Like, I can get landing a big salary bump or year end bonus at the end of a year and feeling celebratory. If it's 1999 and my earning for the year shot up 20% from the year before? Fucking awesome. Break out the fireworks.

But is that happening right now? I'm not seeing it.

In recent days, there's been a full-fledged victory party to celebrate the end of the "vibecession."

Jesus fucking Christ who is this even supposed to be for?