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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And anger the orcas??

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Just gotta make it to Christmas" "just gotta make it til I have my bachelor's, then I can have a more comfy job with fewer hours" "just gotta make it a few more decades til retirement"

Whatever you can tell yourself so you don't have a mental breakdown.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I usually walk just a little more leisurely than I normally would, so the car has to wait two seconds longer.

But if the driver is an asshole (sometimes, when I have the right of way or am already in the middle of the street when they come along they will honk at me to move faster) I stop dead in my tracks, turn and look at them like "are you trying to warn me of something? What are you tryjbg to alert me of?". Because honking isn't supposed to be your anger relief when something is not going as you want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Huh I should probably get my cat to the vet... He likes to eat small amounts of hair, leaves, dust and almost all human food (bread, uncooked pasta, sweets, etc. etc.). Of course only until we stop him. We thought he's just bored and a bit stupid but it's definitely not normal.

Edit: we bought cat litter that had grain in it... Yup he ate that out of his litter box a few times :) :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Yup, they will hate being put on a diet of course but you will have them around and happy much longer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

In the call center I get around 4 hours before I start blabbering nonsense. Luckily I only work 5 hours a day.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Welchen Zweck hat es dann überhaupt ein Zitat einzufügen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (8 children)

So this summer it was like 30°C / 85°F at home and whenever I used TikTok or YouTube on my phone it would get really hot so I took off the case whenever I used it. My phone fell down one time (I'm not used to it being so slick!) and that's why it's now broken. In the back. Because for some stupid reason it's made of glass or something.

Note to myself: my next phone should be one of these unbreakable military grade phones.

 
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cats aren't allowed in the kitchen because it's basically our storage room for anything the cats would otherwise destroy, so I'd put the cat grass in the kitchen for most of the time and only put it out for them sometimes. That way the grass has time to recover in between.

To be honest though I'm terrible at keeping plants alive so I don't buy cat grass. I've resorted to giving them normal grass I collect outside. My cats eat that too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's so bad at running Twitter I'm starting to think it's his goal to ruin the brand. Don't know what for but surely he can't be this dumb?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wtf is a greeble?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup there's a cupboard nearby. He likes to use my back when I'm hovered over the bathroom sink too though

 
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