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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Let's hope that the "AI" doing the aiming was programmed by Microsoft. That way, it would at least not hit anybody....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Guess I'm done talking shit about Clippy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It looks like you are trying to violate the Geneva Convention. Would you like help?

  • get help assaulting civilians
  • commit several atrocities from the comfort of your office chair

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Looks like your trying to oppress a population, would you like Microsoft Bing AI to draft a press releases to establish a narrative justifying automated anti personal weapons deployed against civilians?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Introducing our new Stormtrooper™ AI!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ricochets gotta land somewhere. Just hope it's not a fleshy bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I hoped more for an immediate gun jam due to an issue where the gun couldn't reach Microsoft's telemetry servers in time followed by a bluescreen because the right headlight (not the left) was initiated at kernel level for some reason and threw a memory access violation.