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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sir, I wish to inform you that you have been selected in an unclear process by a black clothed man in the style of a rapper who has recieved the given name of "X." A result of being selected in this process; the man known as "X" has a plan which he will soon execute in which he will decide to distribute something that is of an unknown quantity or nature but is likely to be dangerous to yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Accordingly, you are advised to cease recreational activities.