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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Are you considering suicide or harming yourself?"

"No."

— adds 40$ to your bill —

"How about now?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

"Let me see your finger." Prick "That'll be 30 dollars."