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If linux distributions were tools. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I haven't played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So... the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what triggers what, I don't have a smart buttplug

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.