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plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>
Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.
This is why I always run with an erection.
where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?
Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate
Can you milk me, Focker?
So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great
For the milk obviously