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So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.
Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.
OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.
I am not quite sure I know what you mean
Try some Taco Bell, then you'll understand.
(Yeah, I know, I don't actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)
Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts
How could anyone know this?
Damn that sounds terrible
Women want to puke when on their period?
Yeah. Best way I've been able to explain it. To both genders.
That's a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.
Downvotes don't change reality and empirical data.
As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn't prove anything.
Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.
I'm going to go ahead and say it: you're wrong.
Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scale+categorization
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma+pain+scale+categorization
You clearly don't have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.
Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren't the same thing.
I literally don't give a shit what you think.
You clearly don't have any idea.... Period.
And you're last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.
Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.
Doesn't change that everyone knows you're wrong.
Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn't be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.
You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn't make them true, I'd expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.
Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂
Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I'm currently supported by, in which case the answer is I'm on a chair.
plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>
Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.
This is why I always run with an erection.
where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?
Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate
Can you milk me, Focker?
For the milk obviously
So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great
Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.
What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.
What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.