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It's frankly amazing that these two emotions can be reconciled long enough for anyone to find love. (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 96 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope you sighed deeply and then said "well, guess I have to murder your friend now too".

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, if they find that funny or not would be an easy way to check for compatibility

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have a close friend who when I first met I asked out and she rejected me. Now when she goes on a date and texts me something like "hope he's not a serial killer", and I text her back "oh is that a dealbreaker for you? Guess we never would have worked anyway"