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It's so strange that this is even a thing (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Alternate take: Buy an Android phone and use your green bubble to weed trash people out of your life.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is there a way to get the green bubbles if you use an iPhone?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, you can disable iMessage in the Messages settings.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

The funny thing is a lot of people in Europe do this anyway because imessage is incompatible with everything else, and for some reason no one cares about message bubble color in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pro-tip: I stuck a sticker of a large banana on the back of my android.

Everyone's a fan of a big banana.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I have no mouth and I must scream.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Who hurt you

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am no longer a fan of big banana

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Unlike the others, as someone who hates bananas, this is how I perceive all bananas. Except my perception is far worse.