this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It's a win-win!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don't clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

And bald. And fingernail-less.