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There's gamma males now too? Oh no I'm falling behind on the latest Greek alphabet male developments.
There is but one gamma male. Dr. David Banner—physician, scientist—searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter.
The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. David Banner is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
You know a gamma male when you see them because they're smoking hot and absolutely glowing, but ultimately extremely toxic to be around.
I never thought I'd see a radiation joke on this site, but I'm not complaining
There are also kappa males who require constant moisture applied to their foreheads and steal people's buttplugs
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.