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shopping rule theory (media.kbin.run)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm disappointed Q isn't on this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Covered by the original's post text: "Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Oops! Disappears with a blink

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.