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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When I was younger, I used to say, "if you make a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What changed that you don't say it anymore?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

He lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death