EmoDuck

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The corpse of Harry Potter that's slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as "Wilson"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And almond milk isn't actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, that is technically post partum

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Würd mir stinken wenn ich Kokain im Wert von einer Million Euro auf diese Weise verlier

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.

I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Iirc, cochlear implants don't actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren't actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.

The movie probably could have explained that better

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (7 children)

People are STILL bringing up the "there's enough room" arguments?

The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn't work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they're too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like "You go take it, Imma good"

Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

How to actually read this:

Hail the size of energy. (Meaning 'Glory to the size of energy')

Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is the green stuff guacamole? It looks VERY green

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Pirates do what Nintendon't

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