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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At that point just go for omniscience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Too far. I don’t need to know all that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh you don't want to know exactly how many pubes your grandmother shed in her lifetime? You don't care to know what the sewage of tasted like in London on Sunday, the 16th of July 1882? You don't burn with desire to learn what it feels like to get your viscera torn out by a hungry lion?

Weak!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

A few million. Nasty, with hints of corn and bean. Painful and, oddly, quite exhilarating. Knowing doesn't equate to experiencing.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Man i could just browse weird facts in my brain all day. Hurry Satan my soul is waiting!