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‘Not my fault the truck don’t surf’: Florida man arrested after driving car into the ocean (www.wfla.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A Florida man was arrested Tuesday morning after he drove through a closed beach and into the ocean in Volusia County.

According to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, shortly before 9 a.m., deputies were called to New Smyrna Beach after a vehicle drove around a closed gate and accessed the beach without paying the toll fee.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We're all being so harsh with him. How could he have known beforehand that his truck is not a surf board?

People need to be free to experience and innovate! If it had turned out it could surf, he'd deserve the Noble prize! Sheesh!

(/s and also, intentional misspelling)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

His crime wasn't driving into the sea, it was driving on a closed beach