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What do you mean "Slightly used"? What did you do with those strawberries? (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wau. Faund dí ounly adr Ček Lemy jůzr tudej!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reading this gave me 3 aneurysms

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ajem efrejd ví dount hev en ekvivalent of á/sleš/JuropijanSpeling on d fedyvérz bat fíl frý tu indžoj d redyt pejdž. Moust pousts ár báj Čeks fór sam rýzn.

Enyuej, rýdynk Ček iz very ízi bikos uí rýd d Letyn alfabet d korekt uej - lájk Letyn dyd, vit sam májnr ixepšns. Ví kavr d misink saunds vit lengt márx ´° end d soft márk ˇ. Dis is hau jů ken dyferenšijejt as from Slouvek, uič daznt hev ° bat eds ˆ̷¨’, end Pouliš, uič hez ´̷̇˛. Sí, uír d líst krejzi uestern Slavs! Uanc jů lérn tu pronauns d dredyd Ř, jů hev mástrd najnty-ejt prsent of Ček pronansijejšn. D kondžgejšn end deklinejšn iz e houl ňů levl oltugedr, dou.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

bro you get have 2 letters that aren't even rendered properly there wtf

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dej árnt ment tu bí sín eloun bat on top of (ór bilou) Letyn letrs. D proublem síms tu bí d kombajning sleš, uič daznt sím tu rendr uitaut e prysídyng kompetibl letr, end daznt hev e spejsing verijent anlajk d uel noun symbls ` ór °, end ˇ´. Sou dis is dí intendid rendring:

Ček: ÁÉÍÓÚÝ, Ů, ČĎĚŇŘŠŤŽ - very nórml fonetyk alfabet, ixept jů hev tu rymembr růlz end ixepšns uér tu rajt í/ý, ú/ů, ně/ě
Slouvek: ÁÉÍĹÓŔÚÝ, Ä, Ô, ČĎŇŠŤŽ, Ľ, plas dej inzizt dájgrefs (ej.ke.jej. mentl dizórdrz) DZ, DŽ end CH ár letrs
Pouliš: ĆŃÓŚŹ, ĄĘ, Ż, Ł, bat dej inzizt det ćńóśź dount hev en ekjut ekcent bat e „kreska“, uič is sapouzd tu bí stípr den Ček ó bat hez d sejm inkouding in Junikoud. Sou áj kenot ekšli rendr it proprli, not det áj ryli kér for sabpiksl presižn wit dis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dér ár dazns ov as!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Áftr ček-lemy.íjů vent daun, dér iz nou dedykejtyd Ček Lemy komjunyty. Hauevr, kyberpunk.soušl iz houstyd báj e Ček from Prág. Styl, dej hev limityd federejšn sou jů májt nýd en ekaunt dér. Ajem ranyng d komjunyty DýpWebCéZet ([email protected]) dér.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this just English with Czech letters? Am I going crazy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Jez, bouf.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ájm pryty šůr jův álredy invajtyd mí vanc. Áj did mejk en ekaunt, bat hevnt ryli spent eny tajm dere jet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ou, dec rajt! https://lemmy.world/post/2359634 Áj šud kýp trek of d Čex eraund hýr, dér árnt det meny áftr ól

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jé, lemy iz e vilidž.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Fór d forsíebl fjůčr, jez, Bat hů nouz uot uil kam in e jír.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What lnaguage is this? That sentence looks very Germanic but not the others.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Believe it or not, that's English.
Just written with Czech spelling. If you read it out loud as if it was Czech, it sounds (almost) like English.

The comment you replied to is "There are dozens of us!".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Pejst it intu Gůgle Trenslejt or enadr Ček TýTýeS srrvis end lisn tu dykoud it. Dis is hau moust Ček politišns spík ebroud end ic hilerius.