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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

God, remember when links to pictures of monkeys were selling for millions and rubes ate it up?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It was not 'pictures of monkeys' it was art. It was digital art. If you don't get that then you don't understand money laundering.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sitcom of chimps in the big city running a shady laundromat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Run this on Adult Swim and I'll consider watching it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

How much can a virtual banana cost, Michael? Ten dollars?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I read that as monkey laundering

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can’t money launder with bitcoin. The whole purpose is that everything is traceable.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  1. Joe gives Kevin $1mil worth of Cocaine.
  2. Joe draws an ape in MS paint.
  3. Kevin buys the digital ape drawing from Joe for $1mil in Bitcoin.

That is how you launder money with art and Bitcoin.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because it's normally suspicious if someone gives $1mil for no reason, but if you know it's for a monkey jpeg, then it's normal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I have no idea if it attracted the attention of any regulatory body but yeah that's pretty much how it went down as far as I know

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This has got to be the most naive statement on crypto and laundering. Crypto are so easily laundered not because of traceability but because of the huge and rapid swings in value, Unexpected wealth is easily justified. Large sums are easily laundered by scripting thousands of transactions.

https://syntheticdrugs.unodc.org/syntheticdrugs/en/cybercrime/launderingproceeds/moneylaundering.html

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I still want to know how much money my wife's dumb ass ex-boss lost when the bubble burst. I think he was in the mid 6 figure range.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most people who bought them are likely still in the green compared to holding the cryptocurrency they used to purchase them, which itself is with more than the USD used to purchase the crypto.

So you'd probably be disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow some clowns spent nearly half a million on some of the laziest JPGs ever drawn. Wish I had been in on a grift like that. If someone can afford to spend that much on a PNG they don't need the money so it is basically victimless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

But it also come with extra privileges like going to exclusive parties where powerful UV lights can cause eye damage

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

No man, it's still worth that much! As long as I don't sell and realize the losses I'm in the green!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And aren't the bored apes the ones that somewhat held their value over time ? I heard somewhere that all the other ~~jpgs~~ NFTs plummeted even harder